Monday, August 31, 2009

WOooOOOOO!!!! First Day!!

Well, here's something new!! unlike my title.. my first day at uni was...
an uttermost bore.
Okay, not trying to sound funny or bimbo like but honestly i had hope that the first day was gonna be a big blast! you noe.. meet girls and guys[hot ones] and migle and all.. Well, the ice definitely wasn't melting evenly when you get rain poured on you when you walk in and out of class.
As in..

Hi! my name's Hannah *smile extend hand to shake*
hi... omgwad is this 'thing' talking to me?
............., so you're?~~~~ *awkward* wtf is wrong with her/his manners
ah beng beng *said a 3 sylybal word in 0.35seconds*
aaa... ok... *feels so cold suddenly*

[and i was using pan suk lvl 10] =.=

Well, if you considered meeting a crystal, a lina, a rachel and an adeline interesting.... then ar... [it shows that you're not that a b!tch afterall, since girls didnt run away at the sight of you] well you get the idea. No? still didnt get it? Okay nevermind, let me change the subject.

I was checking out my old mails, and came across something..
It was a mail from my old blog site at Multiply.. and a particular post seem to catch "some" attention.

click picture to read the post

And the weirdest thing is!...not only did they purposely register a multiply account to comment on it, but they actually sound serious. If that's not weird enough..wait till you read what they say..

I feel like... i dunno Dr. Oz or smthg... its really wierd.


moonprincess23 wrote on Jan 4
Hello, I am the moon princess and I am always out of control on the full moon. Do you think I'm a werewolf? I absolutely hate the full moon because I get sore all over. I so afraid of what will hapen next full moon. Help!
wolfsam wrote on Jun 10
hello i speak frensh but i'm a lycantrope, at the full moon i lose control but if your like me never say to somebody because you will be reject by every one
wolf122009 wrote on Jul 30
hi im sanya and on a full moon i always act weirder and i feel agressive what does that mean?


okay.. here's the chrunchin..
1. moonprincess. wow. like.. wow... im dr.oz i can totally save u from mutating into a Jacob. whats wrong? everybody loves jacob. His furryness and all.. so fluffy.. so so so.. full of f l u f~
2.i googled lycantrope and it means werewolf. so..he/she's a frensh lycantrope.. wow.. that's the first. i thanked him/her for the advice in case i ever do turn into a werewolf.
3. i'm not dr.oz.. i dont know what that means.. but dr. nana thinks maybe u're just stressed out. watched too much twilight lately? read too much New Moon? .. PMS? it HAS TO BE PMS!! it always is.

Ask Dr. Oz!!!!!!

Ask Dr. Nana

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I missed my orientation program!

As some of you have known, i've finally realized my childhood dream[ok exaggeration] to study Psychology at HELP.
Before you judge me as a moronic imbecile with bad reflex, sense of direction and timing please hear my story out first. *in tears*

As soon as i found out that the orientation program is on the 28th of August~ HENCE! I immediately key-ed into my phone calendar.. and i set the alarm to ring every morning. [so that i can get the continuous kick of excitement]
In my mind... it was 28th~

So, today[27th] i gave Leng Jet[a friend already studying at HELP] a called just to reconfirm:

Me: Hi Leng Jet, just wanna check with u~ Tmro hor.. the orientation program start what time?
LJ: huh? wat?
Me:??
LJ: I thought the orientation program was YESTERDAY?
Me: *i saw a black crow... in the drain.. by the post office*
LJ: hold on hold on, let me check it with you.
Me: *i saw a sick old lady.. and i decided to beat her up and feed her to that f**king crow*

In truth.. it's on the 26th *cries dramatically*

Which means.. i missed it! like.. HOW? wat? huh?
Superman~~ spin the globe and turn back time!!!! i really wanted to go meet my seniors.. and have fun... and mingle ... and meet ppl .....
I blame no one but myself......

WHYYYYYY OWH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!