NOTE: im not a freak that lives in a distant kampung. I have seen forigners.. just that not THAT close, and not that many for such a long period of time. it was like.. IN YOUR FACE!
My latest job was as the logistics task officer a.k.a k u l i~
Despite being assigned crappy jobs like ;checking whether the pot a potty has enough water, or if the field is completely green i must say it was a GREAT day. WHY? because..
throughout that 10 hours at the Royal Selangor Polo Club, i was surrounded by 400+ hot-half-naked Aussie men. [500+ includes the women and children hehe]
okay so they weren't half naked ALL the time.. but you know there were times when... they take off their shirts.. and... *clears throat* get to SEE.. eye candy.. their... *clears throat* muscles.... *wipes drools* and... then...
You get the idea.. keep in mind, there were at least 200 of them... though as much as they were playing under the sun.. aside from stinking i thought some of them were too fair.. u know albino? white skin white hair.. ok light light super light blond means white right? plus the fact that they're so high up.. with the sun reflecting all that whiteness.. i was getting a little freaked out.
Now i know what it means: Tall, DARK, and handsome..
Honestly the darker ones looked more....... ..... .... y u m m y~
Did i mention they all had really nice eyes? some of them had to bend down to talk to me and when they did that.. they got really close. So i had the oppertunity to check out their irises. Grey, green, blue.. definately more interesting than boring ol' black asian eyes.. sad.. good thing my eyes are BROWN!muahahhahaah
ok.. dark dark dark brown.. still in the brown family okay~ hmph!
They were participants of the Asian-Australian Footbal Championship.. and i had to make some announcements to them [such as, pee in the potty and nowhere else]
So the senario was something like..
Did i mention they were really tall? like.. all of them. maybe two or three heads taller than me. [im not short okay my hight is considered slightly above average]
They're particularly good at asking questions.. specifically - ALL at the same time.. and when i say "Pardon?" i'll get a "nah itz owkay~ you dont get it newermind"
That's just the bad part, overall they were hygenic, responsible and etical people. Quite a jolly bunch of people. If i was swimming in snow.. i might be jolly too.
So if i spent 10% of my time working, 60% of my time ogling, the remaining time was prolly spent checking out the stables.. i must say despite being horseophobic [i made that up] those beasts were a marvel to look at. Got to touch one! yeah yeah! =.= didnt get to ride it.. sad..
[one ride would wipe out 70% of my salary for the day lol]
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